I know this isn't about family, but it is someone who makes me laugh in this economy. And we all need a little humor to keep us going. Dennis Miller does it for me, as long as I don't loose my dictionary. Here are some of my favorites!
1. There is nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you are insightful about it.
2. You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize the three R's only begin with an R.
3. Washington DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
4. A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
5. Born again! No I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
6. I lapse into rude.
7. I don't know about you, but I'd rather have a bedtime story read to me by
Helen Thomas, that deal with the IRS.
You gotta love this guy. He is an oasis in the desert of media.
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